Once again, really wondering if I am adopted.
A little Victoria’s Secret catalogue came in contact with my doormat this morning and, unsurprisingly, Dad, hardly recovered from having to watch the adult material in The Bourgias with me, neglected to mention I had post. What was slightly shocking and painful to hear though was that my mother actually thought Victoria Beckham was the Victoria behind the lingerie brand.
Oh Dear Lord.
I think I want to cry.
|Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2010|
Of course, I have my theories.
Roy will have us believe, in the 19th century, it was a good corset that did the trick and by the 21st it is a nice twin set...preferably from Victoria’s Secret.
I’m still not sure how the catalogue reached my doorstep all the way from Ohio. Perhaps, someone is trying to tell me something about my lacklustre taste in the lingerie department. Well sorry but I’m not my mother’s daughter for nothing; I had no idea Victoria produces clothing as well. As lovely as the lingerie is, here is my pick of the new products for Autumn 2011.
|Pencil Skirt $49.50|
|Sequin Sweaterdress $198|
|Chunky Cardi Sweater $79.50|
|Faux Fur-Trim Cape $158|
|Embellished Tee $49.50|
|Belted Trench $148|
|Georgette Halter Dress $79.50|
|Off-the-Shoulder Bra Top Dress $59.50|
|The Boyfriend Shirt $44.50|
|Wedge Bootie $128|
|Strappy Elastic Sandal $98|
|Open Heel Peep-Toe Bootie $95|
I really apologise for not giving the prices in Pound Sterling as my nationality should probably dictate but on the plus side Victoria's Secret plans to open its first UK stores around London (including New Bond Street) in 2012!!!
Queen Victoria would be pleased I'm sure.